Around here, we like to be tiresomely, cheerfully optimistic about the dating world. We chirp merrily about the wonders of the mating dance, tweet relentlessly about the magic of love, and cheer on the conquerors. But if you’ve ever felt like you’re just not cut out for this whole human relationship thing, you’ll get a huge belly laugh out of “Why I’ll soon be a crazy cat lady”, one woman’s ruminations on her un-date-ability.

Oh, come on, it’s not all that bad! But we have to acknowledge that dating, since it depends on meeting strange people and molding them into someone you can live with, can be a frustrating experience at times. And face it, this gal is pretty nuts, and if she still has a chance, then so do the rest of you.